Only the Paranoid Survive Hoodie | Text Graphic Sweatshirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
A soft, roomy hoodie built for late-night thinkers and skeptical souls. The clean white fleece carries a bold, confident message across the chest: “ONLY THE PARANOID SURVIVE.” It reads like a private mantra — half-wry, half-alert — for people who move through the world with careful eyes and dry humor. Wear it on long walks, at all-night study sessions, or layered under a coat when the city feels a little too loud. The pouch pocket keeps hands warm and your phone close at hand. The double-lined hood and color-matched drawcord give it a finished, durable feel. It’s simple, direct, and made to be part of a quiet ritual: coffee, headphones, focus, and the steady comfort of a dependable sweatshirt. Product features - 50/50 cotton-poly fleece for warmth and soft handfeel - Kangaroo pouch pocket for hand warmth and storage - Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord for durability and style - No side seams (tubular knit) for cleaner look and less waste - Tear-away label and classic fit for comfortable, scratch-free wear Care instructions - Tumble dry: medium - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
50% cotton, 50% polyester
Made from specially spun fibers that make for a very strong, smooth fabric which is perfect for printing. Polyester fibers are extremely resilient, resistant to most chemicals, stretching, and shrinking. Heather Sport colors are 40% Cotton, 60% Polyester
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using a tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Drawstring hood
Adjustable hood with self-colored woven cord
Spacious pockets
Kangaroo pouch pocket will always keep your hands warm
DTF sleeve and wrist prints
The sleeve prints offered by Print Clever, as well as the wrist prints by Fulfill Engine, are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment method.
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Bangladesh
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.
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